SODDIT – ToyLet Lets You Toy With Toilets
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We have a delightful SODDIT for you today filled to the brim with toilet humour. It’s all about the Sega ToyLet – a game console that is placed neatly above a urinal and offers 4 different urine related games. That’s right – urine related games. Don’t worry, its not as unhygienic as it sounds. The ToyLet puts pressure sensors into a urinal, and with an LCD display above displaying the games themselves, you’re prompted to use and aim your stream at the actual toilet in order to play. Otherwise you’d just be a party pooper. Find out what sort of magical games the Sega ToyLet brings to your water closet adventure after the break.
As mentioned, the Sega ToyLet has four different games which you play through the power of stream. Here are the four games, and what you need to do to play them.
Number one: Mannekin Pis.
To play Mannekin Pis, you simply stand like a Mannequin and piss. The game then measures how powerful your stream is.
Number two (hehe): Graffiti Eraser.
Graffiti Eraser puts the fun into de-vandalising Graffiti on a virtual wall. You erase the paint by pointing a hose at it’s direction and spraying. It was described to us as ‘a’ hose, but I’m sure we know which hose. Or do we? Who knows? I hose.
Number three: The Northern Wind, The Sun and Me.
Yes, that is its name, and it’s all about you being the wind, trying to blow a girl’s skirt up. It is as simple as, the harder you pee, the harder the wind blows. And yes, that is its name.
Number four: Battle! Milk From Nose.
Probably the funnest of the bunch, Battle! Milk From Nose lets you compete with the previous urinal participant. The game compares the strength of your stream against the recorded strength of the previous reliever in a sumo-style fight. Your stream translates to virtual milk spewing out of a nose. Whomever has the stronger ‘milk’ stream will knock the opponent out of the ring and win the game.
So great is the knowledge that you have conquered the almighty games of the throne of kings that you can even save your winning information onto a USB stick. Show off to your friends, girlfriend, parents, pets and teachers that you, yes you, are the winner of BATTLE! MILK FROM NOSE! Or buy a round of drinks at your local haunt for you have successfully embarrassed a poor lady at THE NORTHERN WIND, THE SUN AND ME!
Check out the video below showing the Sega ToyLet and a man so absolutely exceptional at Mannekin Pis.
Sega ToyLets from SpacePigTV on Vimeo.
